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Just a Gag!

Future Eurotalk

(For strict compliance.)

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where! more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

Love Won't Wait

When I first saw your face

I knew that I could not hesitate

You said baby, don't go too fast

If we do then it may not last

Time went on and I waited for you

I didn't know what else I could do

I thought that we'd always be together

You said hold on it just gets better

And I believed you, I kept holding on

You think that I can never leave you

You think I'm not that strong, you're wrong

Love won't wait

Forever and a day

Love must live in the here and now

Don't ask me how I know

So here I am with my heart on my sleeves

You said, baby put your trust in me

But I've come to the end of the line

And you've wasted up all of my precious time

Wanted to be something special to you

Everybody is somebodys fool

Won't be a fool, no you've got me all wrong

You don't know what you had till its gone

Love takes time

But you've been taking too long

Time never waited for anyone

Don't wait too long or I'll be gone

Don't wait too long or I'll be gone

I'll be gone

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That was an empty thing that I wouldn't do

You led me on, you even said I love you

How can we go on when its tearing up apart

Are you going to break my heart

Cause I believed you

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