Just a Gag!

Bernard Shaw:

I was born intelligent - education ruined me.

Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... so why practice?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

The wise never marry. and when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

"Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep.

There should be a better way to start a day Than waking up every morning.

"Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk.

"Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours.

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know So.. why learn.

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say........

Psst! Oo, ikaw...

Psst. Madalas gamitin kapag nagtatawag ng isang tao. Kung minsan, isang bukambibig kapag hindi kakilala ang isang tinatawag.

Psst.. Isang nakaiinis na salita. Nakapagpapababa ng katauhan.

Psst... Oo ikaw, kapag tinawag mo ako gamit ang salitang ito, pasensya. Asahan mong hindi kita papansinin (in some cases, sige, pwede).

Random Thoughts

** DOTA every Sunday.. What an addict!!
** Leaver sa Battlenet para mang-asar ng mga banyagang kalaro! Wahah!
** Libreng Blue Skies (Katipunan) membership c/o Gams. Thanks again and belated!
** Reuniting with some few i-boys... Basket ulit!
** Ride-hitching sa transpo ni Xave pauwi from skul (pag Wednesday). Salamat, salamat, sa uulitin...
** Tagging along sa Red Corner with Sir Jun and Leamor, and mocking people for fun (joke)
** Getting only 4th place (in my division) in the joint NPC-TRANSCO-PSALM Fun Run
** Free breakfast after the fun run... Sulit!
** Spent Friday night partying at TRANSCO's final celebration of their anniversary.
** Met familiar faces during that party including Erwin and Minette
** Some booze drinking with Richie and Zac, while watching people dancing on the floor
** Wine-drinking kami ni erpats... hihi... bonding moments!
** Ms. Julie and Sir Rene... gate crasher din plala kayo tulad ko. Haha!
** 5 Hot The Bodies wiggling their bodies while singing "Wag Diyan".. Vavavoom!
** Sikuhan sa basketball, na dumaan sa isang brawl (c/o Romeo), hanggang sa tuluyan na kaming natalo sa game. Grrrr.
** Fresh green salad party c/o Treasury heads
** Played two sets of B.I.N.G.O. cards pero hindi man lang manalo-nalo. BwisEt!
** Ms. Rose, unang naka-darna sa BINGO
** Chunking PSALM accomplishements into a song composed by Ms. Amor (to the tune of Top of the World)
** Bentang mga hirit sa BINGO ni Jon... Kulit!
** Judith nice reasoning sa game ng "What is it?"
** Si Tracy umuwi nang maaga.
** Napahiya sa tanong na "Lagi bang panahon ng Hapon sa bansang Japan?" dahil ang sagot ko ay False. In fairness to me, maraming napag-isip talaga na True.
** Cocktale party with respected guests from the government
** A nice chat with Ma'am Rhoda (NPC)
** Usher for the night, along with pals Abel, Jesse, Madz, Karr, Joana, Jamel, Lea, Donnie, Ato, Cherry, Ann, She, Dyennie, Eynna, etc.
** Lupet sa dance showdown by Lea, Joanna, Cherry, Dyennie, Dea, and of course Kris(-tala) of Federal
** First time to learn swing (dance) mostly from Joana
** Also learned modern dance moves from Lea and Dea... and the slithering giling moves by master Jun
** Birit duos Janet and her little sis.. Pede na pambato yan!
** Free caps by PSALM. Thanks!
** Napakaraming pitsuran (picture-taking) habang nagsasayawan...
** Bitin na bus ride pauwi from the party (Pero TY for the fare treat boss Jun!)
** Libreng pa-sine (War of the Worlds @ the Gateway) and dinner ( Dencio's Araneta) handog ni Ian noong Sabado. Belated din!
** 1st time to ride LRT2. Hanep sa ganda!
** Thanks for the birthday invite Vanessa. Happy 7th birthday!